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男人

男人四大傻:
下班就回家, 挣钱自己花, 吃饭点龙虾, 给小姐留电话.

   男人四大年龄:
二十是奔腾, 三十是微软, 四十是松下, 五十是联想.

   天下哥们四铁:
一铁是一起同过窗, 二铁是一起扛过枪, 三铁是一起嫖过娼, 四铁是一起分过赃.

   男人四大希望:
家里有个做饭的, 办公室有个好看的, 身边有个犯贱的, 远方有个想念的.

   男人四大愿望:
娶老婆应娶小昭, 交朋友应是令狐冲, 做男儿最好做乔峰, 出来混还得韦小宝.

   男人四大无奈:
陪老婆乏味, 找小姐太贵, 搞情人太累, 不结婚最实惠.

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非常赞同...........

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虽然看过,但是不顶一下。

楼主继续努力发贴,顶一下以资鼓励。

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请继续补充,还有很多有意思的,怎么漏掉了?

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