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[10-11] =====外星夫妇 ====

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[10-11] =====外星夫妇 ====

          外星夫妇
      一对外星人来到地球,遇见一对夫妇并与熟识热侃七天,渐渐腻烦百无聊赖。有人遂提议换妻,众人皆赞成。是夜地球女急不可耐给外星男人宽衣解带,惊叹道你那根怎么这般小?男道:“那又何妨?”说罢拿手拽左耳朵立见玉麈增长数倍。女惊讶长短足矣可惜太细。男又拿手拽右耳朵但见玉麈立即变粗。女大喜,交欢无数次彻夜不眠。次日见到地球男询问交媾情况。男曰无聊之极。妻问何故?男答一夜无眠,那外星女一会儿揪我左耳朵一会儿揪我右耳朵根本不让我入港。

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呵呵!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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有意思,好玩的笑话。心情也好了。

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另类的笑话,不错!支持楼主!

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哈哈,真有意思,谢谢楼主

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